Monday, July 30, 2012
Monday, July 23, 2012
A bottle of Jameson and a Blunt of Kush
A bottle of jameson and a blunt of kush walked into church
on ash Wednesday the bottle of jameson sat in the first row looking extremely
grim
The blunt of kush sat in the very last seat looking shy
After the service they met in the lobby of the church the
bottle asked the blunt been awhile? Yes the blunt replied and I would never
expect to find you here. Well the bottle replied when you do as much
damage as I do its only right to come and repent as much as possible. Damage? What damage? I thought people
were always happy when indulging with you? Eh most of them but then there are
always the people that take advantage of me and push me to far and as much as
they push me I push them that much farther. Why are you here? Oh well I come here once every 3 months
for all the kids who get caught by there parents when hanging out with me its
very dramatic and dishartnening everytime they think im some kind of a
desease. The bottle looked at the
blunt and said you should come here more often it would make people a whole lot
more comfortable with you
-Madison Sykes
Haiku's
I have been writing haiku's lately here is one of my favorites
Half a cig
Lighter gone missing
Lungs happy
- Madison sykes
Half a cig
Lighter gone missing
Lungs happy
- Madison sykes
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